Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
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I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random website event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?